This is Reuben Austin feeding you an on the spot top notch account of the first day at Lumb Bank, Yorkshire, with the English Department.
Naturally, the writing began before we even set foot on the coach, and has continued up to a few minutes ago when guest writers Tiffany Murray and Nick Stimson asked us to write a piece on the pupil next to us. We received a very warm welcome (there was a fire) with tea and cake, which certainly went down better than the fruit. Nick himself had commented that our writing is "highly sophisticated" and is looking forward to tomorrow almost as much as I'm like forward to Breakfast With Tiffany!
We're having a great time and we'll have a sonnet for you tomorrow!